Abs & Axes
Ser Robert the Silent (and Jacob Plains)
A hedge knight and his loud-mouthed squire.
Ser Robert is a heavy set hedge knight who seems to always be wearing a long black cloak no matter the weather. He’s only been heard to speak on a handful of occasions, usually leaving that task to his squire, Jacob.
Jacob Plains is a skinny, pony-tailed, loud-mouthed pain in the ass that serves as Ser Robert’s squire. He’s a foul-mouthed little punk that’s occasionally good for a laugh, but mostly just to be ignored.
Heraldic device: Parted per cross gules and azure, cross or, chief dexter oaknut or, chief sinister oaknut or.